Charming Lady Hard to Chase After Being Dumped

The fat and ugly Nora Smith is the laughingstock of

the town when her fiancé breaks off their

engagement.

He says, "The sight of your gigantic face and

thunder thighs disgusts me! Dont ever pester me

again!"

"What an idiot." Nora scoffs and turns around, her

lips curling up into a smile.

Later, when Nora successfully slims down, she

returns as an astounding beauty.

Her ex-fiancé comes to her bearing flowers and

begs, "I was wrong, Nora. I'm willing to do anything

as long as you come back to me." Nora rests her

chin in her hands and smiles as she replies, "Real

men don't dwell on the past." Angered, he says,

"You're just a dimwit saddled with baggage that I

dumped, Nora. No one will want you except me!"

But following that...

A young and popular singer tweets: "Nora Smith is

my goddess!"

An internationally renowned surgeon asks, "Are you

free tonight, Nora?"

Even the rich and influential hotshot whom everyone

is scared of comes forward and says, "I can take care

of my wife and children myself, thank you very

much."