Chapter 370
Chapter 370
Joanna Haynes was busy with the work on her hands. Without looking up, she replied curtly, “Mm–hmm.”
Bruce’s eyes darted back and forth. “Can you make me a plate of spaghetti?”
“Are you very hungry?” Joanna sounded a little impatient.
She didn’t think there was anything special about the spaghetti she made. Moreover, this scoundrel Bruce was a fussy eater and was very picky about food. He was even picky about the food made by a five–star hotel chef.
She did not understand why he liked to eat her spaghetti.
Bruce gave a scornful snort. “Of course, I’m hungry! Otherwise, do you think I’m asking you to cook it for display and decoration?”
Joanna pursed her lips. “Alright! Wait for a while.”
“Don’t make me wait too long. You know that I don’t have a good stomach. My stomach can’t remain empty for too long.” Bruce replied petulantly.
When Joanna heard this, she rolled her eyes. “If you’re really hungry, go look for something else to fill your stomach first!”
“But I only want to eat spaghetti!”
“Then just wait!” Joanna turned around and retorted, pronouncing each word emphatically.
This damn bastard simply enjoyed tormenting her!
Before long, an aromatic fragrance wafted out from the kitchen.
While Joanna busied herself wrapping the dumplings, Bruce stood nearby to watch just like a supervisor. Occasionally, he would point out flaws here and there.
“This one has such an ugly shape. Will it taste good?
“Is it healthy if you cook it with so much oil?
“Look at this one. The filling is leaking out. How are we going to eat this?”
Joanna was so infuriated that she wanted to hammer him to death. “Bruce Everett, please shut up and stop yelping beside
me.”
In the past, he was notably very aloof and reticent, but when he did speak, he did not like his words to be challenged. When did he become a chatterbox?
Bruce glared at Joanna and his words became even more venomous. “Why are you so fierce? You can’t accept other people’s criticism even when you didn’t do a good job?
“It’s my mouth. I can say whatever I want. If you are not happy, why don’t you hit me?”
Joanna was utterly speechless and could not be bothered with Bruce anymore.
“Yay! We can eat Mommy’s dumplings now. Mommy’s dumplings are simply too delicious!”
Davian and Irvin also dashed into the kitchen. They surrounded Joanna and prattled noisily, waiting eagerly to eat the dumplings.
When he saw that Joanna was so angry that she ignored him, Bruce rubbed his i nose resentfully and asked in a pretentious manner, “Do you need my help?”
There was only complete silence.
Joanna did not want to talk to him.
Bruce stretched out his elbow and poked Joanna in the waist. “I’m talking to you. Are you mute?”
Joanna gave a sigh.
She could not ignore him either. Once this bastard got angry, he was even more terrifying than a demon.
“Then please wash the onion!”
“Wash the onion?” Bruce subconsciously rubbed his chin.
“That’s right. My hands are tied now!”
“Alright!” Bruce turned around to look for the onions.
He looked all over the place but couldn’t find the onions. “Er… where are the onions?”
Joanna looked at the big onions lying quietly on the chopping board. She wanted badly to dig out Bruce’s eyeballs.
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What was he looking at?
“They are looking at you!”
“Where?” Bruce was very surprised.
Joanna was so furious that she was utterly speechless. Was this damn man blind?
“On the chopping board!”
Bruce turned around and saw the onions then. He picked one up resentfully. “Oh, why didn’t you say so earlier?”
Then, he took that big onion to the sink and turned the tap to the maximum.
Splash! The tap water splashed all over him, and the floor was covered with water.
Joanna cast him a side glance and was even more at a loss for words.
This damned man dominated the business world like an emperor, yet in daily life, he was a complete idiot.
She really doubted that he could survive three days if he were dumped on an uninhabited island.
“Here you go!”
“For God’s sake, peel the onion first! How are you going to eat it if you wash the onion unpeeled?”
When Bruce heard this, he also became furious. “Then why didn’t you say so earlier!”
“It’s such simple common sense. Is there a need to spell it out?”
Bruce rolled his eyes in annoyance. Ever since he was young, he had always been served by people every step of the way!
Everything in the kitchen was unfamiliar to him! He couldn’t even tell the difference between onions and shallots!
Joanna could not take it anymore. She muttered softly, “What an idiot!”
Bruce’s ears were sharp, and his handsome face immediately clouded over. “What did you say? Say it again!”
“I won’t repeat myself!”
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