Ike was totally floored.
He turned and went into the kitchen.
His mom was the boss of the house.
"Mom, I'm telling the truth."
Hot on his mom's heels, Ike said anxiously, "Why won't you guys believe me?"
Fiona pointed at her son and said, "These veggies aren't washed yet. Go wash them for me. Then chop them up for the salad."
Ike looked at the vegetables in the basket, quickly took them to the sink, filled a basin with water, and started washing them.
While washing, he continued, "Mom, I'm not making any of this up. Do you remember my classmate from Silverbrook University, Stefan? He and I have a mutual junior, Gabriel, who works in the registration office. It was Gabriel who told me. He said Stefan got married today. I wanted to confirm it, so I called Stefan. Guess who answered his phone? It was my sister Lucinda. She told me herself that she was the one who registered marriage with Stefan."
"This scared the crap out of me. I dropped everything, rushed back to tell you guys."
Fiona seemed to not hear him, continuing her chores.
Ike finished washing the veggies, chopped them up, put them in a dish, and handed it to his mother.
"Mom, are you listening?"
"I'm listening."
"Then why aren't you reacting?"
"Talk is cheap. Unless Lucinda brings your classmate home and shows me some evidences of their marriage, I won't believe she's married."
Ike replied, "They'll definitely be back tomorrow. Stefan said he wanted to meet you guys."
Ike's words sounded reasonable. Fiona had just finished cooking a dish when she asked her son, "Is everything you've said true?"
"Mom, would I joke about something like this? It's about my sister's marriage."
Ike continued to stress that he was telling the truth.
"I dropped everything and rushed back. Would I be this urgent if it wasn't true?"
Fiona was half-skeptical, "Lucinda was heartbroken after breaking up with George, and she hasn't started a new relationship since then. I know that she knows your classmate, but I didn't hear about them dating, how could they get married?"
"Isn't this the result of your constant nagging? Lucinda was scared by your nagging, so she just found a guy to marry."
Ike was complaining about his mother's nagging.
If his sister was married, then his mother would start nagging him to get married soon.
Ike thought, “Oh god! To keep the peace, I decided to apply for a business trip to the farthest place possible. If possible, I even wanted to stay away for a year or two.”
Fiona was about to whack him with the spatula, Ike quickly backed off.
"Mom, I'm talking about my sister. When Lucinda comes back, tell her to leave Stefan immediately and get a divorce."
Stefan's worry was not unfounded.
Ike was really badmouthing him in front of his future mother-in-law.
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