Defying Fate: The Unstoppable Eileen novel Chapter 343

Eileen frowned as she snatched the phone from Paulina's hands.

After a quick look, she returned the phone, saying calmly, "This isn't everything."

Paulina was silent.

"We're looking at two-thirds bedroom scenes here," Eileen continued.

Paulina raised an eyebrow, "So, this is your way of showing off?"

Eileen turned back to her coding, adding, "These stills are top secret, bound by a non-disclosure agreement. No one can share them without the director's permission. If Egbert dared to leak these, what do you think that means?"

Paulina guessed, "He wants to go public with it?"

Eileen sighed, "It means 'Eyes on the Rendezvous' is about to premiere!"

Paulina looked at Eileen, then back at the stills.

No matter how she saw it, she still felt Egbert was aiming for an official announcement!

Scratching her head, Paulina refreshed her feed, only to find that in the short time they were talking, #EgbertEileenBedroomScene had skyrocketed to the top of the trending list.

One scandal after another, like a never-ending Russian doll.

In just under an hour, Egbert and Eileen, with their legion of fans, almost crashed Twitter with their relentless posting, especially the bedroom scene photo, which attracted even those who normally wouldn't care about their drama.

— "What bedroom scene? Where is it? Now you've got my attention, I'm wide awake!"

— "Bedroom scene! Bedroom scene!"

— "? Huh? Since it's a bedroom scene, why don't I see a bed?"

— "Couch, stool, balcony, kitchen, entrance hall, but where's the bed?"

— "It sounds hot, but all these scenes and not even a shoulder shown? That's it?"

— "I wanna know the setting of this movie. Which planet are these people from where wrapping up like a burrito is the norm? They're really not letting us see anything, huh!"

— "Alright, now that I know 'The Little Rendezvous' is finally premiering, where can I buy tickets for the early showing?"

Marketing accounts quickly jumped on Egbert's post, concocting their version of the story behind it.

— "Some studios really know how to play the game. From yesterday's buildup to today's climax, it's been a textbook marketing move. First, they let the fans argue till they're blue in the face, then suddenly, the main characters come out to calm things down. Whether it worked or not, who knows? But after two days, all the netizens are trapped by this fake drama, following along step by step into the pit, only to be told, surprise, it's actually about promoting a new movie. All the previous fighting was part of the script. Now, everyone knows about my upcoming movie. Marketing success!"

Damn, I genuinely stayed up for two nights following this drama, and now you're telling me it was all a setup?

Paulina's thoughts derailed after reading that post.

She looked suspiciously at Eileen, mumbling, "Was it all scripted?"

"Done!" Eileen hit the enter key for the last time, stood up with a long sigh of relief, and said, "Done, let's see if it can automatically insult people now."

Paulina was speechless.

It wasn't a script.

Paulina was sure of it.

Even if it was, it seemed more like Eileen was just being herself.

After loading the software with her private messages, Eileen immediately messaged a notorious hater.

Queen Eileen: You there?

Hater: ?

[Auto-reply] Queen Eileen: If a child is not taught well, it's the parent's fault. You insult me, my mistake.

Hater: ??

[Auto-reply] Queen Eileen: Haha, here you are again. Better scram before the garbage collectors leave you behind!

Hater: ???

[Auto-reply] Queen Eileen: You don't belong in the trash. After all, even garbage needs sorting, and you're just miscellaneous.

Hater: ??????

Eileen pondered the auto-replies, saying to Paulina, "Seems a bit unintelligent, doesn't it? The recognition library is too small."

Paulina, twitching at the corner of her mouth and pointing at the screen, felt overwhelmed, "Are you seriously doing this?"

Eileen didn't answer but mused, "I should add an automatic search engine."

No sooner said than done.

She opened the interface, rewriting the code.